Over the years we have heard and created some funny reply’s and quotes, here are a few just for a smile.

A clock that doesn’t work, is right twice a day.

If you are born once, you die twice, if you are born twice, you die once.

We should be very wary about texts and doctrine that come from two places on earth, Alexandretta Egypt and Pensacola Florida.

I wouldn’t consider your opinion on the matter even if you were claiming to be the 4th member of the trinity.

You know the most dangerous place for Christians to go? A Christian book store, you’d be safer on a SWAT team.

There is one way god speaks to you today, that is through the bible. If you want to hear God speak to you audibly, read it out aloud.

If God doesn’t return soon, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah a big apology!

There have been no Apostles after the first 12 Apostles, thanks for the application, but the job is not available!

gun con-trol v1.01

1. Buying one, when you really want 10

gun con-trol v1.02

1. Using both hands

My wife says I have two problems

1. Not listening enough

2. I can’t remember the other one

Warning, I am a creation scientist, my level of sarcasm will depend on your level of stupidity

Hey Snowflake, in the real world

1. You don’t get a participation trophy
2. Not everyone in the race wins
3. There are no safe places apart from Christ
4. Screaming will not make you right, but it will make you look stupid
5. No one owes you anything
6. Crying will not equal sympathy
7. Nothing is free except Salvation
8. People are going to say things you don’t like

You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my granddaughter

Has my opinion offended you? You should hear what I keep to myself!

I would like to apologise to anyone I have not yet offended, please be patient I will get to you shortly.

If everyone was a farmer no one would have a house; if everyone was a carpenter, the world would starve

A lion never loses sleep, over the opinion of sheep

Fools dive in where Angels fear to tread

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

When something is free, you are the product

I can remove my Tin-Foil hat, can you remove your spike proteins?

Inflation takes from the have Nots, and gives to the have Yachts

If you have understood what I have said, then I have miss spoken

Never argue with someone whose tv is bigger than their book shelf

When the whole world is running toward a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind

I do not watch mainstream tv, for the same reason I do not get my drinking water from the toilet

In a world of propaganda, the truth will always be a conspiracy